Spring has sprung?

Why on God's green and blue earth do we say spring has sprung? Do we say winter has linter? No our wool sweaters might be full of linter, but surely winter does not. There are a few things about spring sprunging that make me think about other spring phrases:
Spring Fever- I hate fevers they give you the chills and hot flashes. How does this even happen and is it contagious? Why can't we just say Happy Spring when the weather turns for the better, and people start acting like horny little rabbits. Also are rabbits horny? Think about how much bees reproduce and we don't call them horny bees. We don't worry about queen bees being complete whores.
Spring Fling- Speaking of whores it is like spring fling dances breed them. Why are we encouraging our young people to have one night stands? "Oh it's just a little spring fling", one might say. Well you know what a spring fling can lead to, is a little baby cupid springing from your twat in January or February. Spring flings spell TROUBLE like this (B-A-S-T-A-R-D). It could also be renamed Spring Fling get a Little Ding A Ling since people loooooooooooovvvvvvvvveeeeeeee rhyming the word spring.
April showers bring May flowers- and what do Mayflowers bring, ummmmmmmmmm Pilgrims. Yes that is funny but how about the Mayflower brought death to the Indians. I am sure all the Native Americans left probably go into hiding during April knowing that May flowers are coming.


Can't wait for Summer gives good Hummers!