The Grass Isn't always Greener On the Dark Side

The question to little kids is always what color is the sky, what color is the grass? The response is always green and blue, why the hell do we think these little two year olds are so smart?! People also like to say the grass isn't always greener on the other side. The other side of what? Am I supposed to cross to the dark side to see that the grass isn't greener there? Of course it isn't greener hence it being called the dark side. If I were to go to the dark side I would def bring a flashlight because then it could change its name to "The Dark Side, Unless You Have a Flashlight" or for short T.D.S.U.Y.H.F and it wouldn't seem so scary anymore. Maybe the dark side doesn't even have grass maybe they only have closets that are really dark and black plush carpet and those black out shades. Maybe if you go there to get out you go in the closet and play 7 minutes on the dark side. Maybe the grass isn't always greener on the dark side but the carpet is always plusher (more plush) you take your pick.