Billabong anyone?

If I don’t find a billabong soon I am going to just give up the quest. I have traveled all over the neighborhood and a little bit outside and there is not one billabong anywhere that I can see. If you don’t know what a billabong is then #1 you have never sang “Waltzing Matilda” and #2 You have never looked it up in the dictionary. The word is derived from two Indigenous Australian words: "billa" meaning "creek" and "bong" meaning "dead". If this is the definition how come I can’t find one? People are always finding dead things around here just last week we found a dinosaur fossil which is super dead, (we have not confirmed it is a dinosaur fossil, some say it is just a chicken bone. I say they don’t know what the F they are talking about). For God’s sake I do not have the navigating skills of Columbus, Magellan, or my uncle Larry who if the wind is blowing the right way can find the way to the nearest Hooters in a 60 mile radius, ANYWHERE! We love their wings. Someone told me that I need to go to Australia if I want to find a Billabong. Yea right, I am so not going there bad things could happen to me, I have seen Animal Planet. At this time please take a moment to pour one out to Steve Irwin! Another reason is because Australia is an Island. I have seen survivor and let me tell you I would touch down in Australia and they would vote me off. That my friends would be one wasted trip. So now that Australia is out I need to find a billabong much closer by. I was thinking of perhaps making one, because I could then put speakers next to it have “Waltzing Matilda” on full crank. We could waltz a little and also swim a little, if there are no sharks of course. Well friends I am continuing my quest for the billabong, which will take an average 5 minutes. I get bored easy. Well happy billabong hunting to all.