You can't always get what you want

Well I went to the pet store today and it was at the least a bit overwhelming. I decided before I went though that I was going to get a puppy. Of course I have heard that you shouldn’t buy puppies at the pet store because they come from puppy mills or factories or whatever. Well you know something half of my clothes probably come from sweatshops, so at least I would be giving one of those factory bred puppies a chance at a life. What makes these puppies so bad anyway? Besides I didn’t want just any puppy I wanted one of those designer hybrid puppies. My first question to the sales girl at the pet shop was since I want one of those hybrid puppies does that mean they eat less? She looked at me like I was cross eyed or had a big mole or something. I thought it was valid question I mean hybrid cars guzzle less gas; I just assumed that hybrid puppies eat less food. SORRY!

Ok friends trying to figure out which hybrid puppy you want is a whole crazy thing in itself. Somewhere there is a debate raging on cloning, well doesn’t anyone have a problem with the cross breeding of a Cocker Spaniel and Shih-Tzu. A little weird but you end up with a dog that is a Cockashit. That ain’t right. Well after I heard all the crazy names like Puggle, Cockapoo, Labradoodle, and Shitadoodle (maybe I made that last one up). I finally decided that I most definitely needed a puppy that was a shit/something or a cock/something. It makes me giggle a little and I figure that it would keep me laughing when the thing was pissing all over the carpet. Don’t get me wrong these Puggle things are freaking cute. I then had my mind made up on what I wanted I was sure they had it but when I went up to Crystal the sales girl she was none to happy when I said I wanted a Bullshit. She stared and I said you know it is a Bulldog and a Shih-Tzu. She said there is no such thing and I find your question ridiculous. And then….I said well I find the name Crystal ridiculous and I also find it a bit ridiculous that you are working at a pet shop and not on a brass pole and I find it to be complete bullshit that you don’t have a Bullshit.

I left the store and went to Wal-Mart and got a goldfish the all American purebred pet. Sorry Puggle I am holding out for the Bullshit. Much Peace and cross breeding love.