AND THEN...

Everyday life can get you down but if you live an extraordinary life it will make you laugh. Laugh away and tell the story thats what I say...and then

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Grill

So today being all nice, sunny, and unseasonbly warm I thought you know what it is the perfect day to finally go out and buy the one thing I really need for a sunny day. A grill. No kids I ain't talking about a George Foreman or a Weber gas grill or even one of those Mr. Sparky's with the smiley face. I am talking about style, fashion, necessity, coolness, freshness, utter envy of the streets THE GRILL you know for your teeth. I speak the truth I mean true-fffff when I tell you that the only thing I have been hearin about is the grill. Nelly got a hit song singing about all the grillz he has and when he talked about the one that looked like now n laters it not only made me hungry for candy it made me hungry for some platinum and bling on my pearly whites. White teeth are out forget laser treatments and those mother fucking strips that are sticky and gross tasting. If you want people to notice your smile hit em up with some gold, you know what I'm saying? Flava Flav and Brigitte Nielson got them last year and I thought my heart was going to skip a beat when I saw that strange love episode. Not only was I thinking I need to go out and get one of them I thought god they are really in love and I can't think of a much better way to show it can you? Well you could get a grill that actually spelled out your lover's name, but if your a player on a budget you can only afford some bling that is gonna stand the test of time and pimps. Therefore I decided to go for the standard platinum grill with two pink encrusted diamonds just on my front teeth. I thought this ass was hot before ,but you people just wait till this girl with the grill hits the scene, can you say off the heezy fasheezy if you can't you will fo' sure. Much Peace Much Love holla at a player ifyou see me in the streets. This one is for Flav and Brig Strange Love 4 eva!!



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