1 Banana+2 Wheels= My New Ride

I have decided to give up my car and ride my bike to work. I just can’t handle the gas prices anymore they are cutting into the money I have been saving up to buy the Cadillac I have been dreaming of. So until I have enough money to buy the El Dorado, because you have to figure in the gas with that boat and save double, I will be riding my bike. I know that some of you may be thinking I didn’t even know you had a bike. Well you are right I didn’t have a bike until today when I fell in love with the sweetest creation on two wheels. Ms. Smoothy Smooth has come to town. Put your sun glasses on and put your wallets away she ain’t for sale, just a little piece of eye candy for all of you out there. Yes my friends meet my new baby…..

Those are some sweet rims huh? Look how big that banana is!!!! Get your mind out of the gutter friends I was talking about the seat. I mean the detail just look at the detail in that thing what was I thinking driving that Honda around all these years. Now I am going to be noticed when I pull up people are going to say things like "hey nice bike" or "hey nice rack" or "hey you wanna double ride?" and I am just gonna smile. Like everybody out there I would like to buy the world a coke but can't afford to so by giving the people a friendly wave and nod I am saying to those people this is your coke, this is your coke. So remember when you see me cruisin on my ride don't forget the shout out cuz you know I'll holla back.
This one is for Ms. Smoothy Smooth don't forget to share the road people please bikes have rights. Much Peace and Love