How are clouds made??

Many of you are wondering how clouds are made. Many of you already think that you know and some of you who think you know may know but if you don't know you are about to know because some of you who think you know don't know the truth so I am about to let you know. You know what I'm saying? Ok. For all of you "scientists" out there who say it has something to do with water and ice crystals are full of it just look at some of the propaganda out there on the subject... "Clouds are made of billions of tiny drops
of water. The drops are very small. They are
called droplets because they are so tiny. The drops
of water rise from lakes, rivers, and oceans up
into the clouds. When the water rises, it
is because of evaporation. The water changes from
a liquid to a gas and rises up to form clouds."
That is a LIE complete crap, shit on the shitty shit shitter. Clouds are made from smoke stacks!!!!! I mean we have all seen this first hand driving by smoke stacks they are obviously billowing the clouds up into the sky. It is a simple answer really and if you don't want to take it as fact that's your problem. This one is for the smoke stacks, because if you think that you only get shade from trees you are wrongo dongo you get it from clouds too. Smoke stack keep making my days cloudalicious!
Sunny day clouds!

Rainy day clouds!

1 Banana+2 Wheels= My New Ride

I have decided to give up my car and ride my bike to work. I just can’t handle the gas prices anymore they are cutting into the money I have been saving up to buy the Cadillac I have been dreaming of. So until I have enough money to buy the El Dorado, because you have to figure in the gas with that boat and save double, I will be riding my bike. I know that some of you may be thinking I didn’t even know you had a bike. Well you are right I didn’t have a bike until today when I fell in love with the sweetest creation on two wheels. Ms. Smoothy Smooth has come to town. Put your sun glasses on and put your wallets away she ain’t for sale, just a little piece of eye candy for all of you out there. Yes my friends meet my new baby…..

Those are some sweet rims huh? Look how big that banana is!!!! Get your mind out of the gutter friends I was talking about the seat. I mean the detail just look at the detail in that thing what was I thinking driving that Honda around all these years. Now I am going to be noticed when I pull up people are going to say things like "hey nice bike" or "hey nice rack" or "hey you wanna double ride?" and I am just gonna smile. Like everybody out there I would like to buy the world a coke but can't afford to so by giving the people a friendly wave and nod I am saying to those people this is your coke, this is your coke. So remember when you see me cruisin on my ride don't forget the shout out cuz you know I'll holla back.
This one is for Ms. Smoothy Smooth don't forget to share the road people please bikes have rights. Much Peace and Love

You can't always get what you want

Well I went to the pet store today and it was at the least a bit overwhelming. I decided before I went though that I was going to get a puppy. Of course I have heard that you shouldn’t buy puppies at the pet store because they come from puppy mills or factories or whatever. Well you know something half of my clothes probably come from sweatshops, so at least I would be giving one of those factory bred puppies a chance at a life. What makes these puppies so bad anyway? Besides I didn’t want just any puppy I wanted one of those designer hybrid puppies. My first question to the sales girl at the pet shop was since I want one of those hybrid puppies does that mean they eat less? She looked at me like I was cross eyed or had a big mole or something. I thought it was valid question I mean hybrid cars guzzle less gas; I just assumed that hybrid puppies eat less food. SORRY!

Ok friends trying to figure out which hybrid puppy you want is a whole crazy thing in itself. Somewhere there is a debate raging on cloning, well doesn’t anyone have a problem with the cross breeding of a Cocker Spaniel and Shih-Tzu. A little weird but you end up with a dog that is a Cockashit. That ain’t right. Well after I heard all the crazy names like Puggle, Cockapoo, Labradoodle, and Shitadoodle (maybe I made that last one up). I finally decided that I most definitely needed a puppy that was a shit/something or a cock/something. It makes me giggle a little and I figure that it would keep me laughing when the thing was pissing all over the carpet. Don’t get me wrong these Puggle things are freaking cute. I then had my mind made up on what I wanted I was sure they had it but when I went up to Crystal the sales girl she was none to happy when I said I wanted a Bullshit. She stared and I said you know it is a Bulldog and a Shih-Tzu. She said there is no such thing and I find your question ridiculous. And then….I said well I find the name Crystal ridiculous and I also find it a bit ridiculous that you are working at a pet shop and not on a brass pole and I find it to be complete bullshit that you don’t have a Bullshit.

I left the store and went to Wal-Mart and got a goldfish the all American purebred pet. Sorry Puggle I am holding out for the Bullshit. Much Peace and cross breeding love.

Grill

So today being all nice, sunny, and unseasonbly warm I thought you know what it is the perfect day to finally go out and buy the one thing I really need for a sunny day. A grill. No kids I ain't talking about a George Foreman or a Weber gas grill or even one of those Mr. Sparky's with the smiley face. I am talking about style, fashion, necessity, coolness, freshness, utter envy of the streets THE GRILL you know for your teeth. I speak the truth I mean true-fffff when I tell you that the only thing I have been hearin about is the grill. Nelly got a hit song singing about all the grillz he has and when he talked about the one that looked like now n laters it not only made me hungry for candy it made me hungry for some platinum and bling on my pearly whites. White teeth are out forget laser treatments and those mother fucking strips that are sticky and gross tasting. If you want people to notice your smile hit em up with some gold, you know what I'm saying? Flava Flav and Brigitte Nielson got them last year and I thought my heart was going to skip a beat when I saw that strange love episode. Not only was I thinking I need to go out and get one of them I thought god they are really in love and I can't think of a much better way to show it can you? Well you could get a grill that actually spelled out your lover's name, but if your a player on a budget you can only afford some bling that is gonna stand the test of time and pimps. Therefore I decided to go for the standard platinum grill with two pink encrusted diamonds just on my front teeth. I thought this ass was hot before ,but you people just wait till this girl with the grill hits the scene, can you say off the heezy fasheezy if you can't you will fo' sure. Much Peace Much Love holla at a player ifyou see me in the streets. This one is for Flav and Brig Strange Love 4 eva!!